shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

(via synonymspice)

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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mydogsnokes:

Who knew that the strange man with the capris would marry a woman, and that this woman would give birth to the Capri Son, the coolest, most refreshing beverage in the whole world

(via deathtotheflesh)

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

(Source: kas-a, via stoned-and-gay)

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

(via stoned-and-gay)

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

(Source: robertdafoto, via awkwardvagina)

Next time you’re having a bad day..
Next time you’re having a bad day..

(Source: thewhatever)

(Source: queendrag, via 50shadezofgay)

metrothuggin:

u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop

(via princesspepsi)

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

(Source: spongy-moments, via tits-clitsandroseylips)